We are probably all familiar with the government super-agent Jason Bourne, and his frequent flyer lifestyle, but while sitting in an airport several weeks ago I realized that there is no way I could ever be this guy. Here are the top ten reasons why.
1-I'd never get a good assignment in this job market.
2-Getting my film through airport security would burn too much time.
3-Fist fighting with Leica around my neck would prove ineffective.
4-Being a photographer is bad cover as most authority figures are suspicious of us.
5-Carpal tunnel issues from too much computer time throw off my aim with a pistol.
6-After a hit I would need at least two days for post production.
7-There is no room for a rifle in my camera bag.
8-Getting a model release from my victims would prove difficult.
9-Getting location permits for 14 cities in two days is impossible.
10- Treadstone only wants royalty free!!!!
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