19 December, 2007

Dear Heinrich

Just as we have progressed from slithering creatures emerging from the swamps, you too much follow this tried and true path to electronic enlightenment.
I'm not sure you noticed, but your life, your entire life, is now about upgrades, and this step for you, this tiny Blurb step, is just another in a long line you must prepare yourself for.
Still using an outdated operating system. How dare you. I'm surprised anyone will even speak to you or claim to know you.

Run forth young man, run quickly and download. Swipe the card. Buy the ticket. Take the ride.

A road paved by Blurb awaits.


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