Checking in on Mom

So RW made contact yesterday from his compound in the woods. The blog was mentioned, questions were asked about mom, what she has been up to. So, I thought a pop quiz was in order.

In the last month mom has been spotted doing which of the following:


A- Eating a dove that flew into her picture window.

B- Gorging on fudge and strawberry shortcake to the point of getting sick.

C- Sending out her poetry via email to most computer users in the US.

D- Cheating in her garden by planting "plants" instead of "seeds."

E- Visiting with the neighbors donkey.

F- All the above.



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