Superwoman

Ninety-eight and still going strong. The first time I met her she held my head in her hands and said, "You handsome brute."

I'm trying to figure out how I can be as active, upbeat and healthy. Not sure it is possible at this point. Her advice, "eat blueberries."

She can remember phone numbers from decades ago, ALL of them. I can't remember what I did last Tuesday.

She also taught me about scratcher tickets, for the lottery. I bought her five, she made fourteen bucks.

Easy as pie.